Eminem

Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972), known as Slim Shady and his primary stage name Eminem, is an Academy Award-winning American rapper, record producer and actor. Having sold over seventy million albums worldwide, Eminem is one of the highest-selling rappers of all time.

Eminem quickly gained popularity in 1999 with his major-label debut album The Slim Shady LP. The following album, The Marshall Mathers LP, became the fastest-selling hip hop album in history, followed by an increasing amount of popularity, critical praise, as well as controversy. While Eminem has won many Grammy Awards, been praised for having "verbal energy", high quality of lyricism and been ranked at number nine on MTV's list of The Greatest MCs of All Time, #13 on the MTV's "22 Greatest Voices in Music" and #82 on Rolling Stone's "The Immortals" he has often been infamous for the controversy surrounding many of these lyrics, including allegations of glorifying homophobia, misogyny, and violence.

Background information
Birth name	Marshall Bruce Mathers III
Also known as	Slim Shady
Born	October 17, 1972 (1972-10-17) (age 35) St. Joseph, Missouri, United States
Origin	Detroit, Michigan, United States
Genre(s)	Hip hop
Occupation(s)	Rapper, producer, actor
Years active	1995–present
Label(s)	Bassmint, Mashin' Duck, Web, Interscope, Aftermath, Shady
Associated acts	D12, Dr. Dre, Shady Records, 50 Cent, Nate Dogg, Obie Trice
Website	www.eminem.com

The Real Slim Shady (o verdadeiro Slim Shady)

May I have your attention please,

may I have your attention please,

will the real slim shady please stand up,

I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up

.....we're gonna have a problem here.........

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

jaws all on the floor

like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door

and started whoopin her ass worse than before

they first were divorced

throwing her over furniture

It's the return of the...

"awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding,

he didn't just say what I think he did,

did he?"

and Dr. Dre said...

nothing you idiots, Dr Dre's dead

he's locked in my bassment

feminist women love eminem

chicka chicka chicka slim shady,

"I'm sick of him, look it him

walkin around, grabbin his you know what

flippin' to you know who"

"yeah, but he's so cute though"

yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

but no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)

sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose

but can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips

and if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

and that's the message that we deliver to little kids

and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

of course they're gonna know what intercourse is

by the time they hit 4th grade

they got the discovery channel, dont they?

we ain't nothing but mammals

well, some of us cannibals

who cut other people open like cantelopes

but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote

women wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes........

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records

well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too

you think I give a damn about a grammy

half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

"but slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"

why? so you guys can just lie to get me here

so you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

bullshit,Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs,

so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

and hear em argue over who she gave head to first

little bitch, put me on blast on MTV

"yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee hee"

I should download her audio on MP3

and show the world how you gave eminem VD (aaaaaah)

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups

all you do is annoy me

so I have N'SYNC here to destroy you

and there's a million of us just like me

who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me

who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me

and just might be the next best thing, but not like me......

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to

cause I'm only giving you things

you joke about with your friends inside you livin' room

the only difference is I got the balls to say it

in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

and whether you like to admit it (riiip)

I just shitted it better than 90% you rappers out can

then you wonder how can

kids eat up these albums like valiums

it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting

pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with jergen's

and I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't working

in every single person there's a slim shady lurkin

he could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings

or in the parking lot, circling, screamin I dont give a fuck

with his windows down and his system up

so will the real shady please stand up

and put 1 of those fingers on each hand up

and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go? ...........

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

haha guess it's a slim shady in all of us........

fuck it let's all stand up

Palavras traduzidas:

May: posso

Slim Shady: nome da personagem

Never: nunca

Look: olhar

Kiss: beijo

Stand up: levante

You: você

Please: agradar

What we think the song is about:

A man that is crazy and he to want to prove that he is not crazy but he is in the hospice